I love my gays. My best guy friend is gay, my in-laws are gay, and I have a lot of gay friends. They make my heart happy. My favorite gays are gay men. They are best girlfriends with a penis. A non threatening penis.

 The safest place on the planet for woman to hang out is a gay bar. For starters, it is the most non-threatening, non competitive bar in the world. You don't have to worry about trying to impress some guy that doesn't want anything to do with you. You also don't have to worry about some doucher you don't want anything to do with. You see, in a gay bar, full of gay men, you are the prize. Gay men LOVE having boobs in their bar. Yes, gay men love boobs. They love your boobs, they feel you up, and then tell you how pretty you are and that they love your shoes. There is no greater ego boost than to drink and dance the night away with some of the hottest men on the planet with absolutely no commitment! You go home alone and they go home with another hot man. Damn them!

My best guy friend is gay. I met him when he and his partner at the time, wanted to adopt a dog from my rescue group. We instantly hit it off and have been besties for almost 10 years. He adores my son and I hope one day soon he and his hubby will have a family of their own. He is so very special to me and I thank God every day he came into my life. ~TJ

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